I was on fb's chat when my friend sent me some humor wich i think were funny and made smile. Here are some of them....
Boy : Can i have a hug ?
Girl : No !
Boy : Did you hear what i say ?
Girl : Yes
Boy : What did i say?
Girl : Can i have a hug?
Boy : Yes yes you can
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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
“Wow!,” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?”
“Wrong number,” replied the girl.
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There were three restauraunts on the same block. One day one of them put up a sign which said “The Best Restaurant in the City.”
The next day, the largest restaurant on the block put up a larger sign which said “The Best Restaurant in the World.”
On the third day, the smallest restaurant put up a small sign which said “The Best Restaurant on this Block.”
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“Dad, I don’t want to go to school today.” said the boy.
“Why not, son?”
“Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day.”
“But why don’t you want to go today?”
“Because our English teacher died yesterday!”
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A: Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
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Source: my facebook’s chat with someone, hehehehe
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